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.A drunk stops a cab on the street:

“Are you available?” asks the drunk.

“Yes” says the driver.

“Then come out to dance!”

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“Hello, is it taxi?”

“Yes”

“Can you drive me to the capital of Albania?”

“Are you crazy, sir? Do you know how far Tirana is?”

 “Tirana…Six letters.. it fits.. Thank you!”

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A programmer gets in a taxi. The driver asks:

“Where to? Address?”

“192.168.100.1.”

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A child from Gabrovo tells his dad:

“Daddy, daddy, today I didn’t ride the bus, but ran after it and so I saved 50st.”

His father rather than being happy got mad and said:

“How many times will I teach you!? Next time instead of running after the bus, run after a taxi, in this way you will save much more!”

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Wife: "If I hear another word from you I'm leaving and going to live with my mother!" Husband: "Taxi!"

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